Team: Julie K & Graham (0-3) Joan & Andy (0-3) Debbie G & Ben (0-3)

Ingredients......

Take one Mixed Leamington Team.

Add Julie K/Graham C (0-3), Joan F/Andy M(0-3) and Debbie G/Ben T.(0-3)

Stir in Stratford 3 and fold vigorously with “plastic shuttles”

Beat 9-0 and 395pts to 239pts

Bake in a warm sports hall until all frustrated.

Done!

F&^%$*g plastic shuttles!!!

Team: Debbie G & John (3-0) Julie K & Roy (3-0) Joan & Andy (2-1)

Ingredients........

Substitute one Roy B for Graham C  and John T for Ben T.

Add  John T/Debbie G (3-0)  Roy B/Julie K (3-0) and Andy M/Joan F (2-1)  (the Captain set himself a very low standard and failed to achieve it!)

Reduce Thornbank by one pear... (only had 2 pears...yes I know it’s spelt wrong)

Beat 8-1 and 411pts to 195pts.

Serve on a plate of fresh feathers for all to enjoy.

Done!

Thanks to Ben T and Roy B for standing in at short notice...

Very disappointing result, usual story, once we managed to come to terms with “Mavis plastics” it was too late to pull a result from out the bag!

The only hope is that we should beat them at home.

Thanks to all for doing their best..... and thanks to Kirsty and Roy for covering.

Very tight match, went down to the wire..... unfortunately, wire broke!  Lost the last game.

Thanks to all, especially Graham and Julie who won 2 out of 3.